What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I didn't notice because vodka
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
