i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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