problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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