i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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