I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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