...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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