Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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