Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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