everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
