i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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