i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
it's great music for shaving your balls
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
