"it" just moved
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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