Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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