I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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