Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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