Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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