belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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