So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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