i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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