ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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