I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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