you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
i came on her dog
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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