so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
The struggles of a small town man whore
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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