8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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