Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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