Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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