lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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