I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
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