I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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