I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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