There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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