We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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