Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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