doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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