she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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