Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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