enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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