Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Randomize
