Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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