wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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