Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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