On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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