Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
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