just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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