if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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