do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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