Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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