when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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