just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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