yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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