ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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