We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Panties = found
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