Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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